The worst joke ever made

There was a boy that was so shy that he was scared to ask the teacher for the toilet
and then one day he needed the toilet
the teacher asked him the alphabet
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o                  q r s t u v w x y z said the boy
wheres your p?
its down my leg miss


"I LOVE SWEETS!"

that was a joke told by a boy in my class "school"